Vulgar, factual description: F**k me running, what the f**k is this sh*t? Two goddamn hotties waltzing down the damn boardwalk with their asses on display and not giving a single f**k about it. One of 'em even has a kid in a stroller while she's walking around naked as hell! If I wasn't so old and decrepit, I'd f**king jump on that sh*t in a heartbeat. What a sight for sore eyes.